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30 Jul 2015 08:47:02
Daft as it is ed. I'm fed up of writting texts on phone and closing it before submitting. Could you not swap them accross so submit on the right side, it makes more sence. However submitted it correctly this time. Ha baldiegeordie 07 Aug 2014 11:16:54
Shola ameobie on stand by if laczatte rejects the toon stetoontoon 22 Jul 2014 18:16:18
Colback has disappointed in pre season and deal could see him going to Burnley on season long loan. Enquiry made to bring in Michael Carrick redtwin 15 May 2014 18:09:36
Shola Ameobi has rejected a contract from Huddersfield Town after Newcastle accepted a £1. 25m offer. FunkyToon 13 May 2014 00:48:43
Apparently we are going to announce new signings within days and are wanting to get all signings finished before the world cup starts.
One suggestion I've seen is Bafetimbi Gomis who's free and there were reports a week or two ago that Filip Djuricic's agent was meeting club officials.
The other possibilities are Gutierrez is coming back from loan and is therefor a new signing, R Taylor is fit again and is therefor a new signing or Shola's signed a new contract and is a new signing.
Or even more likely it's all rubbish and we'll be lucky to sign anyone. glasgowtoon
09 Jan 2014 00:07:34
Newcastle have bid 18 million for Wayne Rooney. Manchester United have yet to respond.
I am a receptionist at Old Trafford overheard a member of the board having a conversation with another member about this situation. Jsmith 03 Jan 2014 11:47:00
Steven Taylor to sign for Sunderland apparently - doesn't want to leave the North East as his partner is up here? Sammy Diglit1
05 Oct 2013 13:50:32
Glen Hoddle has insisted Joe Kinnear leaving the club is a condition of him accepting the managers job. 02 Oct 2013 20:25:30
Wilfried Zaha has said if ManU loan him out in January we're his first choice destination. If this is true he could bring some more bite and threat into our attack. 01 Sep 2013 15:44:02
just left Joker in the pub watching the match.
Reckons he's never had so much fun and getting paid for it winding up Newcastle's fans since he told Vinnie Jones to squeeze Gazas's nuts
No one being signed but her has to look the part. 31 Aug 2013 12:23:59
Hi, I was on a train today from London St. Pancras to St. Albans and Joe Kinnear got on. He had just got off the Eurostar. Firt thing he did, loudly, was phone Alan (assume Pardew). When you leave St. Pancras you go under loads of bridges and then a long tunnel. He wasn't aware that he was in a tunnel (literally and metaphorically) and that his mobile connection was down but just kept talking loudly to Alan about the left winger he had just been to meet in France. He didn't say the player's name. 17 Aug 2013 08:13:57
Joe is going to get the Kevin Doyle deal across the line before Wednesday next week - top international player and one who runs all day - just what we need. Baz. 16 Aug 2013 17:40:02
Newcastle have agreed a 2 million Doyle deal and a 4.5 million deal for John o, shea to be confirmed soon 12 Aug 2013 15:09:22
Newcastle have signed a youngster for the development squad Dickie Borthwick signed from weymouth fc. 04 Aug 2013 12:47:42
In what could be the most unusual twist in years. Manchester United are prepared to offer Newcastle Wayne Rooney for Yohan Cabaye plus cash in the next 48 hrs ScoopGibson 04 Aug 2013 09:31:23
I have saw these pictures of logic remy with a fan on nufc blog and I can confirm that it was in newcastle airport. I got his autograph after the picture was taken. I asked was he signing for newcastle and he smiled and said, Oui Newcastle sera bientot 01 Aug 2013 06:17:36
Peter lovenkrands to sign a six month deal 01 Aug 2013 00:52:13
I am an Arsenal fan and my dad knows Joe Kinnear, Joe told my dad he is trying to beat Roma the signature of Gervinho. Hope he signs for you, he's a good player. Just seen gomis at newcastle airport will post picture soon. Asked him whether he's joing the toon he just smiled and said he's off ofr a medical. Happy Days. SCOREEEEEE 23 Jul 2013 10:12:18
Newcastle want to re-sign Demba Ba however he will cost them as much as £10 million. 18 Jul 2013 21:23:24
Heard it here first we have offered cisse and 8million to villa for benteke we are also trying to get torres as he isn't in Chelsea plans 18 Jul 2013 12:06:00
Im a medical student at the newcastle united. There is a booking for 2pm for Darren bent. 15 Jul 2013 22:55:51
A friend of mine was at the academy today and spoke to JFK who said that we were going to sign 4 players this week, one of them Darren Bent 12 Jul 2013 09:55:32
Hi mate,
I work at BT, just had a call from Scott Sinclairs agent.
Just set his phone and broadband line up in Darras Hall. Deal imminent? ToonFan1892 11 Jul 2013 14:00:59
Finally looks like there will be signings at Newcastle
Just seen Tom Ince and his Paul going into the training ground.
Fingers cross this one will be through the door soon as I reckon he's a better player than Scott Sinclair 07 Jul 2013 22:05:45
Talking to Ben arfa in Newcastle airport petrol station on Thursday night and he said he doesn't want to leave but Newcastle are trying to sell him anyway 06 Jul 2013 00:21:43
Oscar cardozo flew into Newcastle airport tonight was met but club official 30 Jun 2013 22:53:23
Aumbemyang spotted in Newcastle today, will it be good news 22 Jun 2013 08:26:05
Toon are to sell cabaye to Manchester United for £24. 25m and use all the income to buy fellani from everton. Manuire has said they won't bid for fellani if we sell em Kebab. This suites Everton.
Also HBA will sign for monaco in an £21m deal.
Toon looking at Lukaku and Moses
Part of JKs coming in was based on a promise from MA that funds will be available on top of what is generated. 12 Jun 2013 21:30:45
pardew is looking to sign matt killgallon on a free. worth a punt. ashley out. loughborough toon army 10 Jun 2013 11:00:31
Pardew to be sacked and replaced by, wait for it ROBERTO MANCINI, am super excited, apparently he could be bringing dzeko with him but it may mean cabaye going in the other direction ****inside source**** please post
Ecstatic toon fan! 09 Jun 2013 20:26:35
Just heard from Liverpool player that a Straight Carol / Mignolet swap is a done deal. 06 Jun 2013 22:42:05
next season we'll have Carlton Cole up front if we can get him. HBA and Cabaye are off to Monaco. Expect us to sign 1 more player CB likely from Wigan or Reading 06 Jun 2013 17:52:29
8m and danny simpson for torino's ogbonna 06 Jun 2013 16:02:44
PEA has been to Newcastle's training ground today. Newcastle are prepared to pay 6mil with Ben arfa going the other way. Boudebouz is also prepared to come to the toon on 20 000 a week 04 Jun 2013 00:42:48
cabaye and ben ben arfa will go to monaco for 50mil then the will by lewandowski 02 Jun 2013 21:52:09
Joey Barton seen in Newcastle Training Ground with agent. Talks ongoing. 02 Jun 2013 13:49:19
Chopra to sign 1 July - fact! 01 Jun 2013 14:49:02
danny graham is set to join Newcastle from sunderland and the fee is said to be 4m 22 May 2013 11:26:53
Pulis on his way! Stevie in Walker.
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